Now
                      here's another form of citizen activism, the idiotic, nothing-better-to-do
                      destructive kind. The sign in the river is a recently erected
                      one that says "One Lane Bridge". 
                My
                      policy of keeping the language on this site fairly clean
                      prevents
                        me from saying this the way I would like to but my message
                        to the perpetrator is: "Next time you get the urge to
                      vandalize a critical safety sign, don't throw it in the
                      river. Instead,
                        insert it into the orifice leading to your lower intestines
                        and shove it upwards until your meager brain is forced
                        out
                your ear!" (Or something like that.)  |